tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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