i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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