If i come over, it means nothing
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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