Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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