This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
organizing the empties. That sober.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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