what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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