I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I have post one night stand depression
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