Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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