Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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