whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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