All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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