We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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