guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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