you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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