We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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