What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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