Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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