Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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