no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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