I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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