Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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