biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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