A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Of course I have a pirate flag
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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