I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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