Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I will pee on everything he values.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
