omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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