my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
...so i touched it.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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