Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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