Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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