the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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