Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
