Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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