Dual....:-)
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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