love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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