he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
