I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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