everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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