So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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