Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
she told me i tasted like america
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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