I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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