yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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