what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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