It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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