i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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