Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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