did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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