I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I wanna passion pit in your ass
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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