I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
You're earring is so big in my mouth
the day after is always just damage control
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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