Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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