I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
