..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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